Mugabe wants Olympic team members arrested


According to reports  from News Houses in Zimbabwe, Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri, to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members over dismal performance.

An incensed Mugabe referred to members of the team as rats.

Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes at the just concluded Rio 2016 Olympic.

The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at the 8th position.

Mugabe who is angered by the team’s performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain them.

“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes.

“ If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbours Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money?

“If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us,’’ he said.

He added according to report from Onetainment media that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to 5 women, what is the essence?

“I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it take 10 years recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist; they are useless,” he concluded.

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    Caroline F Johnson 6 years

    This is insane!

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    ukoette ibekwe 6 years

    See the rat calling others rats. This idiot has squandered the inheritance and sweat of Zimbabweans; I won’t call Zimbabweans his country people because again and again this imbecile has shown that he hates Zimbabweans even to their graves.
    Mugabe and other murdering so called African just shows Africans never to support an illiterate to lead their societies.

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    Decio Gomes Filho 6 years

    This is fake.

    According to reports from Onetainment Zimbabwe?

    “Onetainment is an online satirical blog that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.”

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      Thanks Marc Swingler for the observation, Onetainment has now be included.

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    Atlanatawaters 6 years

    wounder shall never end…This criminal is accusing the poor athletes for under performing. Mugabe should tell the world his achievements since he became a dictator in Zimbabwe. Useless rat.

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